http://www.cheekyquotes.com/ Funny quotes spiced with humor, wit, and sarcasm. Witty remarks, wry observations, and more from a variety of famous and not so famous personalities. Updates three times per day. http://appfeeds.cheekyquotes.com/images/cheekyquotes-cm-75x75.png http://www.cheekyquotes.com/ en-us 30 Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cq/updates/rss/~4/ZjwTcFPaWtY" height="1" width="1"/> Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:02 GMT af07ad75-511e-11e1-8cc4-67c079fbb568 http://www.cheekyquotes.com/google/authorquotes/author/L.%20Frank%20Baum/ You're going to have to learn to take pleasure in the misfortunes of others Ken, or you're going to have a very miserable old age.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cq/updates/rss/~4/EUDaAP81oAs" height="1" width="1"/> Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:02 GMT af080f1e-511e-11e1-a3ca-67c079fbb568 http://www.cheekyquotes.com/google/authorquotes/author/Blanche%20Hunt%20(Coronation%20Street)/ My mom is so sweet. She said to me, "You look so young for your age. It must be your pimples."<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/cq/updates/rss/~4/_U2EoiPy5vA" height="1" width="1"/> Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:02 GMT af0810c2-511e-11e1-afc0-67c079fbb568 http://www.cheekyquotes.com/google/authorquotes/author/Jayne%20Warren/